Sunday, March 27, 2022

The Secret Life of Em de Mone (Part 6: Two Fortune Tellers and a Monster)

A new short story: The Secret Life of Em de Mone

Em is a character in another series, but here's a snippet of her early years in Vegas.
(*links to Parts 1-5 below) 

Happy Reading. ~Aspen  
Part 6: Two Fortune Tellers and a Monster

There, standing next to another elderly gray-haired woman, was Violet with narrow eyes and crossed arms. “I told you to listen to my warning, and you flipped me off.” 

Em ignored her but held out the nightmare scooper. “I found it…it’s all magic-y…this has to be it.”

“And I have two here,” Granny said.

“Three is the perfect magic number for this,” The older fortune teller chimed in.

“Em that’s Violet’s granny, Rose,” Granny made a quick introduction and looked at her friend. “What’s your plan?”

“I brought my medium cauldron, I thought we’d throw the objects in there and light them on fire, say a bit of a banishing chant and see what happens.”

“Good plan,” Granny said. “Let’s use the Haunted Fun House. I found a little nook in the corners, not only will it blend in as part of the show, but the mirrors will let us know if anyone is coming.”

“If anyone is coming?” Em asked.

“Someone took an awful lot of effort to make this happen, I would imagine whoever initiated the curse is probably going to show up and try to stop us.” Rose looked over her glasses at Em. “And time’s a ticking, closer and closer to midnight.”

“Of course,” Em nodded with wide eyes. This was all very new to her.

“Let’s go,” Granny said, winding in and out of the party toward the Haunted House.

Em cringed as the party goers mixed and mingled, throwing caution to the wind. Unbeknownst to them, they are all at risk of scooping out their own eyeballs. She’d seen some pretty horrible stuff, but watching a buff Merman scoop out his own eye had been in the top three of terribleness in Em’s life.

In a dark corner of the Haunted House, Granny created a mini-magical space with ease and expertise, it blended right in with the current wacky scenery. Then they waited.

Em bounced her knee and wrung her hands. She didn’t do well with waiting. She’d spent her childhood waiting to be adopted, but she’d learned to take care of herself instead. Waiting wasn’t for her. As nerves and worry crept all around her, Em concentrated on people watching. There was a young couple in love, and bunches of friends all here together, and maybe a family. Unsuspecting people mingled and lingered everywhere. The screams of delighted laughter reverberated around her. Then there’s was a tug on her fingers, and Violet whispered, “Do you see that?”

“Wha…” before she could get the one syllable word out, she saw it. Shiny green eyes. Everywhere. Reflection after reflection after reflection. Endless. “I know those eyes,” she hissed. Where were they coming from? She had to warn Granny.

“Come out, come out from wherever you are,” Granny shouted, match drawn, ready to throw fire into the cauldron and end the whole mess.

“You heard her, dirtbag!” Rose yelled, suddenly wielding a baton of her own.

Violet inched closer to Em, and they held hands, unprepared for whatever came next, but expecting just about anything.

The monster grew larger and more menacing. A snarl filled the room. The mirrors shook.  

Em sucked in her breath.

Green Eyes got closer and grimaced. Its hot breath filled the air. It took a step closer.

Whhffft. A dart hit his leg and he howled. “Aaaargh,”

Whhffft. Another dart. Whhffft. And another.

“Hold it write there! Those are halting darts. Won’t last long for a creature such as yourself,” Granny yelled. “But it should give you pause. There’s still time to stop this.”

“And those are just the beginning, pal, I’ve got more where that came from,” Rose stepped up with her dart shooting baton. “Don’t test us.”

Sunday, March 20, 2022

The Secret Life of Em de Mone (Part 5: The Plot Thickens)

A new short story: The Secret Life of Em de Mone

Em is a character in another series, but here's a snippet of her early years in Vegas.
Be sure to check out the beginnings: 

Happy Reading. ~Aspen  

Part 5: The Plot Thickens

Em took a deep breath and trailed behind Granny through yet another unknown door. An eerie quiet engulfed them, as they lost themselves in wall-to-wall funhouse mirrors.

“Where are we?” whispered Em, gawking at her gaudy reflections.

“Haunted House section,” said Granny as she crept along. “This and the bathroom are where most of the folks lose their eyes. I figure we’ll draw less attention here than we would lurking around the bathrooms.”

Em nodded, avoiding eye contact with her own creepy reflections. They were everywhere. “Okay, so what do these two places have in common?”

“You’re looking at them…the mirrors… and the fact it’s out of the public eye, no pun intended,” Granny looked around, “but I still have no idea how the eye scooping happens or how it’s triggered.”

A shriek shook the walls and the floor buckled. Em and Granny dashed toward the noise to find a little thing, small and dainty, dressed as a mermaid, screaming her head off. She had both her eyes but pointed to her partner.

Em’s mouth twisted at the grotesque scene in front of her while Granny watched in apt fascination.

A strapping merman struggled with himself. His body contorted and wriggled. Anger and fear crossed his face as his left hand morphed into an ice cream scoop, then grew sharp jagged teeth. His right hand fought to restrain his left, but it wasn’t strong enough. His eyes filled like endless pools, “Heeeelp meeee…”

But there was nothing anyone could do. The ice cream scoop hand had a mind of its own. It reached up and lopped out one eye. Merman screamed in agony while blood spurted everywhere. Granny pulled several towels out of nowhere and threw them at him. Then she blew more powder at the sea creatures, who stopped screaming. She snapped her fingers and a chair appeared. Merman slumped into, holding his eye and sobbing.

Granny drilled the Mermaid for information. Her voice was urgent and she shook the young woman by the shoulders. “What happened? Where were you tonight? What items did you touch?”

Mermaid opened her mouth and wailed.

Granny smacked her across the face, “Look, we’re gonna take care of this, but you’ve got to work with me, I have a very small window to keep this from being a permanent situation. LOOK at me, Mermaid!” Granny screamed. “Now, where were you before you came to the Haunted House?”

The Mermaid’s eyes widened, but she stopped screaming. With a sniffle she spoke, “Fortune Teller, Photo booth, then a drink at that center bar, before here.”

“That’s better,” Granny patted her on the back, “Now, let’s get you two someplace safe for the time being.”

The Merpeople held onto to each other and shuffled behind Granny, following her into a dark corner and through an obscure door into to the elfin triage. After depositing the latest victim on a cot, Granny grabbed Em by the elbow. They were back on the case, and they were running out of time.

“Photo booths? Where are they? How many are there?” Granny rubbed her hands together in excitement, “Twenty-to-one, there is some sort of ice cream prop. Maybe a melon baller.”

“Seems an odd item to turn into treachery,” Em said with skepticism, but Granny only glared, so she answered the question, “I’ve seen two photo booths, but they’re scattered all over. I know there is one by the entrance.”

“Start there, grab anything even related to ice cream and then meet me in that Reading Room.” Granny pointed straight ahead.

“Okay,” Em said and took off toward the main entrance.

Right away, she found a cone and an ice cream scooper. The scoop, green and glowy, leapt into her hand. And she knew. She could feel its power, mean and menacing. Jagged jaws popped out. Em jumped back, but then grabbed the handle and growled at it. The scoop whimpered and retracted. This was it. It had to be.

As Em ran across through the foggy fetish-ness, dodging people and props, she wondered…would she remove her own eye now that she had touched the cursed object?  As she stepped into the Reading Room, she froze.  All thoughts forgotten.

Sunday, March 13, 2022

The Secret Life of Em de Mone (Part 4: It's All Fun and Games, Until...)

A new short story: The Secret Life of Em de Mone

Em is a character in another series, but here's a snippet of her early years in Vegas.
Be sure to check out the beginnings: 

Happy Reading. ~Aspen  


Part 4: It's All Fun and Games, Until...

“A fortune teller friend and her granddaughter called me. I was close at another party, getting my spook on, and figured I’d come check it out. Plus, they said you were here.” Granny ordered another shot, “Lovie?”

“No,” Em shook her head, holding up her water. She needed a break from shots, everything was way too fuzzy and way too whacko right now. Then something clicked, “Wait…what?!? How did you know I would be here?”

“Violet told me about your fortune. I’d say she’s pretty good. I mean I am here, and some magical business is about to get real. And the blood. Gracious…there’s a lot of blood,” Granny nodded and did her shot.

“What? Huh… there is?”

“Yep,” Granny sat on the stool with her head on a swivel.

“So what are you waiting for?”

“Child…” Grandma said with a sad head shake, before she could open her mouth, a shriek reverberated throughout the Ball. “That,” Grandma jumped off her chair. She pulled a baton out of the small of her back and raced toward the sound of the screams.

Weaponless but intrigued, Em followed hot on the heels of her super spry demon grandmother. The two skidded to a stop, by now a spotlight from the center stage highlighted the screamer. Renee. Standing there covered in blood, not her own, but that of Butler, who she cradled in her arms. The beautiful butler sobbed and held her very bloody hands over her very bloody eye.

Before Em knew it, Grandma was in the thick of it, blowing a powder around the audience and making sure a huge puff covered Butler and Renee. “What a great spook! Trick or Treat! They gave us a trick, let’s treat them to a hand!” Grandma’s voice boomed.

Immediately the room broke into a collective sigh of relief followed by a mass of awe and applause. They thought it was a show. All part of the Fantasy and Fetish-ness of the evening. Brilliant, Em thought.

Granny had a great poker face for the public, but she whispered to Em, “Get them through that door over there.”

Em threw an arm around Renee, who still held Butler, and herded them to the shadowy corners of the room. There was a door. Employees Only. She glanced back at Granny who nodded. Em pushed her way through. The minute she did her eyebrows skyrocketed. What in all that burned in hell had they just walked into?

Taking in the noise, the equipment, the little people, and all the chaos, Em concluded they’d walked into an Elfin run triage unit. Eyeless victims were everywhere, and elf doctors and nurses catered to the injured and the worried all around. The smell of blood turned Em’s stomach, but not as much the as painful wails coming from every corner.  

What business was her father’s family in anyway? She racked her brain trying to remember what she could about that side of the family. She’d always thought they were mixed up in money laundering and racketeering, mob stuff. Not magical demon stuff. Em was no stranger to magic. It’s been a part of her whole life, even if she’d only discovered it on her 18th birthday. She’d even once been part of a trifecta to banish her own mother. But this, this was some sick shit. Missing eyeballs, blood, and hysterics. Everywhere.

Granny stopped in front of an open cot and handed Butler off to two elfin nurses. Em rested a hand on Renee’s back and the amazon beauty turned. Even with deep tear tracks through her once perfect make-up, she was gorgeous. She gripped Em’s hand, “I have no fucking idea what this crazy ass place is but thank you for helping me and my friend.”

Em nodded and squeezed back, then let go to follow Granny, who was moving quickly and headed toward yet another mysterious door.

With her long stride, Em caught up to Granny in two steps and grabbed her by the back of her t-shirt, “Whoa, lady…what in the big fat F is going on?”

“Like I said, there’s a cursed object, or something magically menacing here, and now that you’ve seen what it does, help me stop it. We need to find the objects or the cursers, and destroy one, or both of them. And we need to do it before midnight.” Granny looked at her watch, “It’s10:20 p.m. which doesn’t give us much time.”

“What are you talking about?!?” Em screeched. Not only was she totally lost, but her buzz was fading, and a hangover was settling in.

“Lovie, if we can break this curse before midnight, everything will revert back to normal. No harm. No foul. All eyeballs return, and everyone chalks it up to the craziest, most nightmarish Ball ever. A rip-roaring good time. If we can’t and the clock strikes twelve, my dear…” Granny spun around, giving Em the chance to take it all in, all of it, as far as she could see, victims…missing their eyeballs. “This all becomes reality. A new kind of hell for too many innocent people.”

“Okay,” said Em, not really understanding but able to follow logic, “What can I do to help?”

Granny smiled and Em could see her red lipstick smeared all over her top teeth. “That’s my Lovie. Follow me.”

Sunday, March 6, 2022

The Secret Life of Em De Mone (Part 3: Problems)

 A new short story: The Secret Life of Em de Mone

Em is a character in another series, but here's a snippet of her early years in Vegas.
Be sure to check out Part 1: The Intro
and Part 2: Characters and Setting
Happy Reading. ~Aspen 


Part 3: Problems

“Well, aren’t you an interesting creature,” Violet blushed, leaning forward. She pulled her crystal ball closer and swirled her hands around it. A purple glow emanated from inside. She raised an eyebrow, “Now, let’s see what the magic ball has to show us, shall we?”

“Yes, please,” said Em, always interested in what these people had to say.

“Well, now, it shows you have an interesting family dynamic.”

“To say the least. And don’t we all,” Em laughed out loud but leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees, “Anything swirling in there about my current life? Immediate future?”

“You will reconnect with a relative. Soon.”

“Hmmm,” Em said, “Not exactly the news I was looking for. What about love? Or even hate? Something with feeling?”

Violet furrowed her forehead, and her hands swirled a bit faster. The pitch of her voice rose as the crystal ball clouded, “Yes, I see hate. A lot of it. And you are in the center of it. Caught there, unable to escape. And blood. Loads of it. Everywhere and soon!”

Em rolled her eyes, “Really?” This level of drama wasn’t her jam. Standing up, she threw another twenty on the table. “Worst reading ever. Buy yourself a drink, or ten, and loosen up.”

“Be careful. Heed my warning,” Violet shouted after her as she walked away. “It will be catastrophic!”

Em held up her middle finger but didn’t look back. This was the last nonsense she needed in her life. Tonight was about having a good time and celebrating Halloween. Yes, her life was terrible and tragic. It always had been, but she thought for one night, maybe she could tuck that away. Just for one night. On her way out of the Reading Room, she looked for Maria. No dice. So now she had doom and gloom ahead without her friends. Swell.

Back at the center bar, the designated ‘I’ve lost my people’ place, Em searched the area for a familiar face. Just as she ordered a drink for one, she spotted him. Frenchie, the stunning man dressed as a French maid. And he did rock heels like something Em had never seen.

 “Oh my angel, oh my…I’ve lost them…Renee and Butler,” Pure distress shown on his face as he grabbed Em’s arm, “Please, please tell me you’ve seen them.”

Em shook her head and shouted over the noise, “Nope, but I’m headed to the Poker Room. Care to join me?”

“Oh lawds no, darling, neither of them would be caught in a poker room…not while there is all this…” He waved his arms in awe of his surroundings, “If you should pass them, tell them I was at the Center Bar, but now I’m at our other rendezvous point. Thanks, angel,” He winked at her and disappeared into the crowd.

“Sure thing,” she said when he was far out of earshot. So who was the other rendezvous point for? Just special people? Like Frenchie?

Em tossed back another shot. Alone. And headed to the Poker Room. This night was not what she imagined. At all.

Sidling up to Michael Myers, she silently hoped he was ‘her’ Michael Myers. She smiled and nodded. She didn’t even know his real name, or what his face looked like under that mask. He returned her nod as she sat down, but that didn’t mean anything. She played a quick two hands and doubled her money. She liked poker, but she was already bored. Maybe someone, anyone, had gone back to the bar, so she stood to go.

“Hey, Maria’s friend…” Michael Myers said, looking around, “Have you seen them?”

“Nope,” she said and walked out. This night was beginning to drag. Another drink perhaps.

Maria sat at the bar.

Em smiled. Finally. She held up two fingers to the bartender, then tapped Maria on the shoulder, but what turned to face Em shook her to the core.

Maria, fidgeting and wringing her hands, sat there as her eyes pooled. “Em…thank goodness. You have to help me find my husband. He’s missing.”

“Hey,” Em gave her a careful look, “What’s up? I’m sure he’s not missing.”

“Jeez, Em! I tell you about my fears and you just…just…blow me off,” Maria scoffed. There was no other word for it, except scoff.

The bartender set two shots in front of them and only shrugged when Em tossed him a ‘What’s-with-her-look?’  She turned back to her friend, “Look honey, I’m sure there’s no need to worry. Let’s do a shot and I’ll help you look.”

“What in the hell is wrong with you?” Now she seethed, like some sort of possessed demon, and Em took a step back. What was going on? But Maria wasn’t done, she started screaming, ranting, “My husband is missing, and you want to drink?” Then she slipped off the barstool and Em was no longer her only target. Everyone was as the shouting continued as she disappeared into the crowd, “Doesn’t anyone care what’s happening? Why aren’t you more worried? What is wrong with you all?”

Em looked around with wide eyes, but no one else even seemed to notice. When she looked back, Maria was gone, swept into the crowd. What on earth was going on tonight? Part of her wanted to go after her friend. The other part of her wanted to go wherever Maria wasn’t.

With a shrug Em took both shots, one right after the other. Then her head spun. She hung her head in her hands and took several deep breaths. Maybe it was time to just go home. Sweats and fuzzy socks sounded like heaven. Em hiccupped and she almost threw up. Right on the bar. This night was on a collision course with disaster. Another hiccup.

She ordered a water and reached for the pretzels on the bar. As she munched, she tried to block out how many hands had touched them, even when bile crept into her throat. She needed the salt to kill her hiccups. She should not have done that second shot, or any of the last three. Probably. She took a long swig of her water. It was all too much. She needed to go home. No matter what else happened.

Just behind a wall of people next to her, a flash of fire filled the air. Roars erupted, followed by more fire. Gasps and cheers echoed over the music. Curiosity got the best of her, and she swung around to see what the big deal was. Another flame leapt into the air and applause exploded. Em slid off her bar stool and inched toward the action. An old biker chick was laying on the bar, as the bartender poured a flaming shot down her throat. People of all kinds gathered around. Shouts of praise and awe filled the air.

Em inched closer, and when absolute realization hit, she shouted, “Granny!”

“Emmie, my little lovie!” The gray-haired old woman said, hopping off the bar with ease.

Em blinked several times and cleared her head. Had she just collided with disaster? Her Granny was here, dressed just like her, except her shirt read: Imy Granddaughter (front) Even though I ate her (back). Em tried not to cry, so she laughed instead, “What on earth are you doing here?”

“Shots, lovie. You?”

“No seriously, what are you doing here, like at this ball?”

“Working.”

“Working?”

“Yeah…there’s a juju here…some kind of cursing, or perhaps a haunting. I’m not sure yet, but it’s taking it out several innocent partygoers. Too many, in my opinion.”

“What? Huh?” Em said, amazed. She was relatively new to this family, only having recently connected with her biological dad. The man her biological mother referred to as a huge demon mistake in NYC after way too much tequila...

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